I'm Matt Haig and I'm trapped inside my own website. I can no longer enjoy earthly pleasures like peanut butter sandwiches or dog-eared paperbacks. Instead I must hover back and forth through pages of self-promotion and vain attempts to convey my 'personality'. But at least you're here to keep me company. And that means a lot.

I write novels for children and 'grown-ups'. Find out more here.